PRESENTS
Hairdressing Unhinged ,  The Strange and Magical Global Live Virtual Show
THE STRANGE AND MAGICAL • GLOBAL LIVE VIRTUAL SHOW

The first time ever, I’m turning the chair around.

One night. One live room. Hairdressers everywhere.

Your ticket includes the live show, the full replay and a permanent place inside Pull Up A Chair, the private Circle community.

For the first time ever, hairdressers finally get the chair. I’ll be there live. Hairdressers across the world will be there live. Extraordinary guests and stories from our industry will appear throughout. Together, we’re telling the hilarious, heartbreaking, completely unhinged truth about this strange and magical way you spend your life.

BE THERE LIVE • ONE LIVE GLOBAL VIRTUAL SHOW

Already a full fuck yes? Skip the emotional excavation and pull up a chair now.

SINGLE TICKET FROM $97 AUD • REPLAY INCLUDED • BACKSTAGE PASS COMMUNITY

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THIS IS NOT ANOTHER HAIRDRESSING SEMINAR!!

Nobody is teaching you to foil faster.

No six figures before lunch. No personal-brand sermon while you’re still cleaning tint bowls. No one talking at you like you haven’t already learned a thousand things the hard way.

This is the show where we talk about the funny, brutal and beautiful things no one outside this industry could possibly understand.

WE KNOW THINGS.

The stories only hairdressers understand.

I know you hear about engagements before families do. I know you hold secrets, grief, breakups, births, illnesses, reinventions and sometimes a final goodbye.

You make people feel like themselves again, while quietly carrying a thousand lives home with you.

For once, the hairdresser gets the chair.
“When a client dies, I ask the family if I can have a cup from their kitchen cupboard so I can continue to have a cuppa with them. That cup is wrapped up in all our stories and secrets we shared.”
A HAIRDRESSER, IN HER OWN WORDS

You belong here if you are any of these people...

At the beginning, in the middle, long retired, still hanging on, completely obsessed or quietly wondering whether you have anything left. There is a chair here for you.

“I am now in my 55th year. I thought I was the only one.”
“I’ve been a hairdresser for 61 years, still working full time.”
“I’m 72 and still working. I love it and I’m not ready to retire.”
The baby stylist who has only just started.
The young stylist a few years deep who is wondering if everyone else feels this much.
The hairdresser who has been here for 15 years and somehow still cannot explain this job to normal people.
The one who did 15 years, left, and still wonders whether anyone else will ever understand.
The veteran hairdressers still at it. The ones who retired. And the ones who probably should have retired but absolutely still haven’t.
Every kind of hairdresser and every strange chapter in between.
You’ve laughed at something at work that absolutely cannot leave the salon.
You’ve been therapist, hype woman, emergency contact and keeper of secrets, all before lunch.
You love this industry and also occasionally want to put it in time-out.
You miss feeling connected to people who just get it.
The hairdresser who still loves doing hair, but has forgotten what it feels like to love being a hairdresser.
The one who has spent years making everybody else feel seen and is quietly wondering when it will finally be their turn.
PAINFULLY SPECIFIC HAIRDRESSER BEHAVIOUR

I know you.
Eerily well.

If any of these feel less like jokes and more like someone has been watching you through the salon window, you are absolutely in the right place.

LUNCH?

You call three almonds, half a cold coffee and inhaling something over the tint bowls a lunch break.

NO SPEAKIES.

You have talked to humans for nine straight hours. When you get home, nobody ask a follow-up question. Nobody breathe too conversationally.

“FINISHED AT 5:30.”

No, you didn’t. There were bowls, towels, sweeping, messages, notes, tomorrow, and someone who said, “Just one quick thing.”

YOU KNOW THEIR LIVES.

Engagements before families. Pregnancies before partners. Breakups, diagnoses, affairs, reinventions and final appointments nobody knew were final.

HAIRDRESSER BRAIN.

You remember a formula from 2014, a fringe regret from 2009 and every client’s children. You do not remember why you walked into the dispensary.

HAIR SPLINTERS.

Those tiny motherfuckers appear in places that feel anatomically impossible. You understand. Normal people never will.

YOU STILL LOVE IT.

After everything, you still get a ridiculous little spark when someone looks in the mirror and becomes themselves again.

OR MAYBE YOU DON’T RIGHT NOW.

You are tired, disheartened or wondering where the love went. Come sit with people who understand. You may just find a piece of it again.

FIVE THINGS NOBODY TELLS YOU ABOUT WHY YOU NEED TO BE IN THIS ROOM
1. You’ve spent years listening to everybody else. For one night, the chair turns around.
2. The things you thought were only happening to you are happening to hairdressers everywhere.
3. You don’t realise how much you’ve been carrying until somebody finally says it out loud.
4. The replay will capture the show. It won’t recreate being in the room.
5. You might arrive alone. You won’t leave feeling like you’re the only one anymore.
WHAT THE HELL IS ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN?

A proper global show. Funny. Moving. Musical. Unexpected. Nothing like another seminar.

Stories that will make you snort-laugh. Conversations that may crack you open. Hairdressers from across the world, extraordinary guests, live moments, music and a few surprises I am absolutely not giving away. This is your industry telling its own story.

LAUGH
at the bits nobody outside the industry could understand.
FEEL SEEN
in the stories you usually carry quietly.
LEAVE LIGHTER
prouder, reconnected and much less alone.
CONNECT
then walk into the Circle community backstage rooms with hairdressers from all over the world.
THE MOONSHOT IS REAL

I decided to do something completely unreasonable.

And somehow… it happened.

Someone who helped shape hairdressing history is part of this show.

I still cannot quite believe I’m saying that.

This is the kind of story hairdressers will be talking about afterwards, and you do not want to hear about it the next day.

You want to be there when it happens.

I’m keeping the details secret because some moments deserve to land live, with hairdressers everywhere discovering them together.

NO REVEAL. NO SPOILERS. BE IN THE ROOM.
ONE LIVE MOMENT • DIFFERENT CLOCKS

Different days. Different time zones.
Same chair. Same live moment.

BE THERE LIVE

If you can possibly make the live, come live. This isn’t a pre-recorded webinar dressed up as an event. I’ll be there live. Hairdressers everywhere will be there live. Extraordinary guests and stories will appear throughout the show. The chat, stories, surprises and things that happen because we’re all in the same room will only happen once.

This is one live global virtual show. Find your city below and check the date carefully. Australia’s Monday is someone else’s Sunday.

AUSTRALIA • MON 5 OCT

Melbourne / Sydney , 9:00am AEDT
Adelaide , 8:30am ACDT
Brisbane , 8:00am AEST
Perth , 6:00am AWST

NZ • MON 5 OCT

Auckland / Wellington
11:00am NZDT

UK & IRELAND • SUN 4 OCT

London / Dublin
11:00pm

USA & CANADA • SUN 4 OCT

New York / Toronto , 6:00pm
Chicago , 5:00pm
Denver , 4:00pm
Los Angeles / Vancouver , 3:00pm

EUROPE & SOUTH AFRICA

Paris / Berlin / Johannesburg
12:00 midnight
Monday 5 October

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HAIRDRESSERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD HAVE FOUND THIS.

AUSTRALIA • NEW ZEALAND • USA • CANADA • UK • IRELAND • EUROPE • AND EVERYWHERE ELSE.

YOU FOUND IT.Congratulations. Your ability to spot something two millimetres out remains deeply intact.SECRET WORD: LEOPARDRemember it. It may come in handy backstage.
CAN’T MAKE IT LIVE? I’VE GOT YOU. EVERY CHAIR INCLUDES THE FULL REPLAY.
CHOOSE YOUR CHAIRS

Come alone. Bring a friend. Pull up a row. Or bring the whole bloody salon!!

Come live if you can. Come on replay if you can’t. Either way, your chair is here.

Your chair puts you inside the first live moment. The replay is your safety net. Then the doors open to the private community so the connection can continue afterwards.

ONE CHAIR
A$97 AUD

Your seat at the strangest, most magical industry night of the year.

GET ONE TICKET
BRING A FRIEND
A$177 AUD

Two seats, because you already know exactly who needs to see this with you.

GET TWO TICKETS
PULL UP A ROW
A$447 AUD
UP TO SIX HAIRDRESSERS • SAVE UP TO $135

For your salon team, educator crew or up to six people from your group chat.

GET UP TO 6 TICKETS
NEED 3, 4 OR 5 CHAIRS?

3 hairdressers: One Chair + Bring a Friend = $274
4 hairdressers: two Bring a Friend tickets = $354
5 or 6 hairdressers: Pull Up a Row = A$447 AUD

ONE CHAIR = 1 hairdresser. BRING A FRIEND = 2 hairdressers. PULL UP A ROW = up to 6 hairdressers. After a group purchase, the buyer will receive a quick form to add each attendee’s separate name and email. Every hairdresser will then receive their own live access, reminders, Circle invitation, replay and badge.

EVERY CHAIR INCLUDES

YOUR PLACE IN THE LIVE SHOW • Full replay safety net • Founding Chair badge • A permanent place inside the private Hairdressing Unhinged community • No monthly membership fee

TWO BADGES. TWO PIECES OF HISTORY.

You were here when the chair first turned around.

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FOUNDING CHAIR

Every person who buys a ticket receives the Founding Chair badge. You were there for the first ever Hairdressing Unhinged global live show and helped begin the community that came after it. Your badge stays with you, your place in the community stays with you, and Founding Chairs will receive their own future surprises too.

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THE ORIGINAL CHAIR

People on the early email list who buy inside the private 72 hour window receive the permanent Original Chair badge as well. It means future surprises, first dibs and proof you found us before there was even a door. When the private 72 hours closes, Original Chair closes with it. It will never be issued again.

PLUS, YOUR PLACE INSIDE OUR ONLINE CIRCLE COMMUNITY IS YOURS FOR GOOD.

It’s essentially your backstage pass.

START HERE

Walk in exactly as you are. Introduce yourself or quietly look around first. Meet hairdressers across every age, country and corner of the industry. Find the people who make you think, Thank God, it wasn’t just me.

THE BACKROOM

Your place to vent, ask the questions you cannot ask anywhere else, share the ridiculous moments, get real support and never pretend you have it all together.

THE STORY CHAIR

A home for the hilarious, heartbreaking and unbelievable stories only hairdressers know to be true. Share yours, listen to theirs and help us remember the lives lived around the chair.

Inside Circle you will find the backstage rooms, the show replay, ongoing conversations, places to vent and tell your stories, future guest drops and first dibs on new shows, offers and strange little things I build next. Kind people. Confidential stories. No pitching, posturing or tearing each other down.

THE HAIRDRESSERS ARE ALREADY TALKING

These aren’t testimonials.

These are the reasons this room needs to exist.

“Oh my God, what an epiphany. I am now in my 55th year, and I thought I was the only one struggling with all this crap around in my head.”
“I can’t tell you how happy I am to be part of the most marvellous sisterhood from across the globe. You are magical.”
“You are creating a community of hairdressers, and we all get it. Keep doing what you’re doing.”
“I’ve been a stylist for 41 years. Your posts about losing clients caught my attention. Thank you. Maybe a little unhinged.”
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You will know exactly what to do.

After you book, you will receive full instructions explaining how to join the live virtual show, how to watch the replay and how to enter the private Circle community backstage rooms. Technology being a pain in the arse? Have a question? Email me. A real person will answer you.

EMAIL SAIR: SAIR@SAIRZEE.COM.AU
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There are people.
And then there are hairdressers.

Come laugh until you cry, cry because someone finally said it, and remember why this strange, magical work has mattered all along.

#HAIRDRESSINGUNHINGED

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